Text 28 Mar

very confused because my presumably lesbian housemate definitely just fucked a dude

Text 21 Mar 147,262 notes

porrimz:

I feel like green is an underrated colour

like idk people seem to often go to red and purple and black and stuff but like

just take a second to appreciate how pretty green is

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(Source: latias)

Text 3 Aug 1 note

be-delusional:

This is probably a stupid question, but does anyone know who this youtube guys is?

Hes in the gif 

“Who the FUCK smiles at the ground” thing.. I really wanna watch his videos. Can you identify him?

ItsKingsleyBitch

Photo 1 Aug 44 notes ohthosepeetabuns:

I’M BACK!(:

PSA: top right is actually Tom Hiddleston

ohthosepeetabuns:

I’M BACK!(:

PSA: top right is actually Tom Hiddleston

via DAT ASS.
Text 26 Jul 11 notes This is serious.

youcanlokibutyoucannottouchy:

Okay guys. For real. There’s something we have to discuss.

Who’s ass is this, really?

I have literally seen this ass in every fandom ever and it’s always a different person. So who is it? Someone must know, and I will not rest until I have discovered the truth.

Tom’s.  You’re right, it does get misattributed a lot, but it’s definitely Hiddles.  Apparently there are other shots somewhere from the front.

via Flark no..
Photo 19 Jul 3,742 notes stfuconservatives:

afunnyfeminist:

thisgingersnapsback:

ohlookanotherfeminist:

stfuprolife:

Youth Defence is garbage.  This image is garbage.  Come up with something that isn’t asinine for once, anti-choicers.

They used an existing person. Shocking they can’t tell the difference.
I didn’t realize how far the addiction to Farmville had gotten if it’s already affecting fetuses.

It’s true. I had an abortion every day until 2004. When I joined Facebook, I ran to my balcony and screamed, “My bebes would have lurved this!!!” across the Hudson River. My voice still echoes through the mountains. I haven’t stopped crying. I hope more women get the important message that they should have babies because Facebook, so they don’t end up like me.

End abortion now, because the world needs MORE YOUNG PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK.
Also lololol at the picture because obviously that’s a person who was NOT aborted, sooooo…

What the fuck.  I actually laughed so hard I cried.

stfuconservatives:

afunnyfeminist:

thisgingersnapsback:

ohlookanotherfeminist:

stfuprolife:

Youth Defence is garbage.  This image is garbage.  Come up with something that isn’t asinine for once, anti-choicers.

They used an existing person. Shocking they can’t tell the difference.

I didn’t realize how far the addiction to Farmville had gotten if it’s already affecting fetuses.

It’s true. I had an abortion every day until 2004. When I joined Facebook, I ran to my balcony and screamed, “My bebes would have lurved this!!!” across the Hudson River. My voice still echoes through the mountains. I haven’t stopped crying. I hope more women get the important message that they should have babies because Facebook, so they don’t end up like me.

End abortion now, because the world needs MORE YOUNG PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK.

Also lololol at the picture because obviously that’s a person who was NOT aborted, sooooo…

What the fuck.  I actually laughed so hard I cried.

(Source: neverlandsoundgirls)

Photo 16 Jul 266 notes stfuconservatives:

Reader A. says, “I was on Facebook tonight and one of my “older” friends shared this doozy.”
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It’s been a while since I’ve seen a solid “kids these days!!!/back in MY DAY…” post making the rounds on FB. Yep, kids are terrible today, and it has nothing to do with the generation that raised them. And drugs didn’t exist before, like, 1995. Things were better when we all went to church and got slapped around when we messed up. Got it.

I’d just like to point out that your parents may have done all that but they clearly did a shitty job of teaching you participles.  I believe the word you’re looking for is “dragged.”

stfuconservatives:

Reader A. says, “I was on Facebook tonight and one of my “older” friends shared this doozy.”

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It’s been a while since I’ve seen a solid “kids these days!!!/back in MY DAY…” post making the rounds on FB. Yep, kids are terrible today, and it has nothing to do with the generation that raised them. And drugs didn’t exist before, like, 1995. Things were better when we all went to church and got slapped around when we messed up. Got it.

I’d just like to point out that your parents may have done all that but they clearly did a shitty job of teaching you participles.  I believe the word you’re looking for is “dragged.”

Photo 11 Jul 1,220 notes think-progress:

244 members vote to repeal Obamacare, for the 31st time
House Republicans just spent 89 hours to repeal Obamacare instead of, you know, doing something that actually helps people.

Beautiful inforgraphic, except that the deficit number says 100 billion (not million like it says)

think-progress:

244 members vote to repeal Obamacare, for the 31st time

House Republicans just spent 89 hours to repeal Obamacare instead of, you know, doing something that actually helps people.

Beautiful inforgraphic, except that the deficit number says 100 billion (not million like it says)

Video 6 Jun 32,059 notes

tabbykatification:

ohwhatatragiccost:

flossbucket:

tangeythetangerine:

brontozaurus:

vc-ness:

lintufriikki:

mugenmcfugen:

starry-dawn:

Bruce took me to Stark Tower and we went for dinner. Then that night we held hands and as he touched my lips he said “You’re the only one for me” 

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”Thor took me to a concert and we had a dinner. Then we walked along the ocean and as he put his jacket on me, you’re perfect.”

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“Thor took me to the Times Square and we went for a drive. Then, that night we held hands and as he put his jacket on me, he said “You’re the only one for me.”

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Loki took me to Asgard and we got a coffee. Then, that night we held hands and as he twirled my hair he said “you’re the only one for me”.

OH NO I LOVE YOU LOKI BUT THIS SOUNDS LIKE INCREDIBLY BAD FANFICTION. I’M PULLING A MARVEL RETCON, LET’S GO ANOTHER ROUND:

Loki took me to the Statue of Liberty and we sat awkwardly. Then, that night we cuddled up under a blanket and as he whispered into my ear he said, “we need to talk.”

^yes, this is believable and is now canon.

Iron Man took me to West Village and we went to a club. Then, that night we had a fight and as he put his jacket on me he said ‘You’re the prettiest girl I know.’

And at that moment I realised that Iron Man was drunk off his tits.

Iron Man took me to Time Square and we saw a movie. Then, that night we walked along the ocean and as he looked into my eyes he said, “You’re the only one for me.”

Except that would be completely out of character… *sad face*

Captain America took me to Central Park and we watched the sunset. Then, that night we held hands and as he put his jacket on me he said let’s go to the bedroom.

kasldjas yes please! All romantic and them BAM SEXYTIMES

Maria Hill took me to a concert and we went to a club. Then, that night we held hands and as she whispered in my ear she said, “Come home with me.”

Maria Hill does not believe in taking it slow. Maria Hill takes the ladies out for a party and then invites them back to her place. Legit??

Black Widow took me to the Statue of Liberty and we went for a drive. Then, that night we cuddled under a blanket and as she hugged me, she said “I love you”.

Loki took me to Times Square and we went for dinner.  Then, that night we made out and as he looked into my eyes he said “Let’s go to the bedroom.”

I am the luckiest bitch here.

(Source: austraee)

Video 8 Mar 19,976 notes

freecocaine:

In which 12-year-old John Watson has a video blog.

BONUS POINTS BECAUSE THESE KIDS ARE KAZRAN AND MORDRED.  SO NOW DOCTOR WHO AND MERLIN HAVE JOINED THE SHERLOCK LOVE.


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